Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
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