Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Randomize
