you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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