This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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