I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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