We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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