I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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