Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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