thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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