Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Randomize
