38 yer olds are good kisserssss
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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