Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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