woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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