scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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