did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
that may or may not have been my penis.
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