We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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