Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
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