For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
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