Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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