would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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