this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
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