You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
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