Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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