I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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