I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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