your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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