I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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