It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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