your room smells of hookers.
And success
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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