i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Randomize
