That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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