Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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