I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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