We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
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