You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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