It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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