Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I want her autograph on my taint
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
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