guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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