Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
Randomize
