He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Randomize
