I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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