yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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