Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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