Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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