i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I FOUND THE LEGS
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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