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No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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