Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
they call him Oral-B. enough said
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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