So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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