What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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