Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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