Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
She needs sedatives and a leash
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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