he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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