Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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