fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
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