You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
The Olympian is in my bed
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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