So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
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