Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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