meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
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